We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
in the flesh meme: [2/5] characters:
↳ simon monroe.
"Ever been so depressed you felt like every nerve ending in your body was exposed, red and raw? "
10th + “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
“’Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries, but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”
(Source: doctorwhos, via hellasterek)
Sherlock Holmes Stories + Text posts
(Source: avtomatos, via aconsultingdetective)
Road Trip: The Spider (x)
(Source: chrisprattings, via callmeglados)
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
are these still a thing?
(Source: dearcorvo, via heathafeath)
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
(Source: deteitte, via creamteasandjammydodgers)